Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.