Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)