Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other