Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.