What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!