What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.