What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal."