What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.