What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.