What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"