Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."