Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

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