Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.