What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon