What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!