What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.