What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat