What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat