What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat