What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat