How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.