How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.