How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.