How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.