What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Hog and kisses!

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!