What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.