What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.