What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time