What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time