What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !