What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time