What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff