What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear