What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !