What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.