What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.