Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.