Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

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Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.