Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.