Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!