Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.