Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What do you call a calm Asian?

A Mellow Yellow

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.