What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something