What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something