What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".