What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.