What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.