What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.