What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Million Chance Jokes More Million Chance Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.