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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.