What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.