How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!