What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Slavery Jokes More Slavery Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery