What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Slavery Jokes More Slavery Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery