What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Slavery Jokes More Slavery Jokes

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.