Slavery Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks