Slavery Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May