Indentured servitude.
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Because slavery is over
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
I am tired of looking for a job.
Because it worked with slavery
Because slavery is illegal.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
One was fired, the other was terminated
Hit.
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
Ground Beef
Cows are real.
He was expecting showers.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
