What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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You put a guitar in his hands.

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Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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One of them has a good driver.

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The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.