What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver