Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.