What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.