What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"