What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.