Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.