Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.