With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
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The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
To find Pooh!
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
Looking for Pooh.
The same middle name.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
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Because he was looking for Pooh!
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He was looking for pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Winnie the Pooh !
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
He plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with pooh.
They have the same middle name!
He had an itchy Tigger finger
I've never smeared tigger on my face
Her: 44&66 HARDER!
Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.
He said : "Nah amine"
On the Yeast Side.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
A metal band
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
You don't no jack!
Can I give you a lift "
So blind people can hate them too.
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains
