What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.