What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.