The same middle name.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh.
Attila the Bun.
A Hun knee comb.