What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.