What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.