What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.