Driving at midnight.
He's dead.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
With a crane.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.
Nothing, they just baconed.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.