What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.