Driving at midnight.
Because he's from New York.
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Under a buck
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Like a sixpack
By hare (air) mail.
Because they hav-an-arrow! :D
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
The big hand's touching the little hand.