What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.