What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.