What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows