What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac