Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.