Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.