What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."