What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."