What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Gulag to you too.

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Your Seoul is mine!"

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.