What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"