What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"