What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

What do you call a German jerk?

Deutschebag

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.