What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.