What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Muscle tone deaf.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.