What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Universal cereal bus
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Make him wear shoes.
Because black people have no rights
A: You get your job and your wife back.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
