What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Previous Random Joke Next

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Meld Jokes More Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!