What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Don't stop, bereaving!

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Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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The Captain's Log.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!