What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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An elephant !

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The Thalidomide Arms.

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He waits for it at the next stop.

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EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Muscle tone deaf.

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He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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The Captains log

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The Captain's Log.

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Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!