What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!