What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.