Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out