Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."