Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
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What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
He can't get out of a bath.
She wanted to wash up on shore
The current US presidential election
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
The Captain's Log.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
With your figure of speech
Shoot the guy pushing it.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Through Frodosynthesis
Justin Bieber
Mount Rushmore.
