Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief