If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
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Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
Never mind, I figured it out.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
He gets stumped.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
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She kept wetting the bed.
He used cowculus!
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
A Game of Crohn's.
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
Omelette you figure it out
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Test tickles
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Causal fridays.
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
With your figure of speech
Ben/Anna!
A toy builder.
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.
Because all they do is break wind.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
Trying to read the road signs!!!
They are afraid of the Reposte.
By reposting it every week!
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"
Chrysanthemum's the word.
Because, corn has ears!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
