What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR