Chrysanthemum's the word.
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You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
A half hour of begging.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
Bobbing for french fries.
The latter represents people that win.
They'd get caught in the chain.
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Well, it worked with the slaves.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
Danke Shn.
The riverbank.
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.