What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.