How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.