How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.