What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.