What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ?

Bronte of the blow !

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.