They blow when they get turned on.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Present Alms!
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Once they're blown, they're useless.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
