What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.