What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one