What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...