What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one