What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.