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You're turning me on!

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.