Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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