Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh