Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

Mc Jokes More Mc Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh