How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge