How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.