How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.