What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!