What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

Past Tents

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!