What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

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What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.