Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."