Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!