Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !