What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"