What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!