What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"